A very large human human
Who likes to live a sedentary life and like to squash people in bed with him while eating a skyscraper of junk food and he loves the burning sensation from his 5 years of collecting smegma and likes to eat it when bored
Who likes to live a sedentary life and like to squash people in bed with him while eating a skyscraper of junk food and he loves the burning sensation from his 5 years of collecting smegma and likes to eat it when bored
He loves a tummy tickle Brandon
by Snababsn July 12, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. Brandon is daddy. You will never meet a better guy than Brandon. He is very outgoing if he likes you. Brandon is the most amazing friend anyone could ever ask for. Never stop calling him daddy.
by shyyyyyyy January 13, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.
by koltasw July 6, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. 
by Vydro October 23, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by unci2007 January 3, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon: "BROOOO, you seen Ashley?? She fiiiine!"
Gabriel: "The lesbian? ANOTHER ONE???"
Jason: "Bro we talked about this."
Gabriel: "The lesbian? ANOTHER ONE???"
Jason: "Bro we talked about this."
by 8487 September 2, 2022
Get the Brandonmug.