Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob but given with a mouth full of ranch dressing and after the guy cums the blowjob giver spits all the ranch out and saves it in a bowl in a freezer. After a week you take it out and let it thaw. Then eat the entire bowl with a food of your choosing.

Bro I cant believe that Julie recorder herself doing a Sloppy Dallas! Wonder how hammered she was.

by BlackaCracka October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of your partner giving a blow job with dip in their mouth. It'll look like a bunch of dead grass clipping s on your dick after he/she is done. Or a pile of turds

"Yeah I gave him the sloppy Dallas last night"

by Yeetboygg October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip

I got a Sloppy Dallas yesterday.

by anonymous October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving/receiving oral sex with dip in the mouth. It’s a sex thing.

I got a good ol’ Sloppy Dallas from Debra last night.

by Filfo Faggins October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving a Blowjob with a Mouth full of Dip.

"Hey wanna come over and give me a Sloppy Dallas!"

by Yerachi October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving a blow job while having dip in your mouth.

“Hey Bob, do you want me to give you a sloppy Dallas to cheer you up?”

“No dude, that’s gay”

by SvendBent October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your girl gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

Me: Yo bro my girlfriend gave me the Sloppy Dallas

Bro: You lucky cunt

by DavidRedmond December 16, 2020