Patrick Reed

To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.

My lie was so terrible I decided to Patrick Reed it.

by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022

Joey Reed

An annoying guy, but he is a gamer. He needs to brush his teeth, but can be nice at times.

yo dude, look over there. Its Joey Reed.

yoooo wassup.

by YOOO9875345 May 6, 2021

matthew reed

A guy that compares himself to everyone and everything’ loves deep but controlling

Matthew reed in ohio

by Jkaghd May 12, 2018

fei reed

a little fellow who speaks the language of chinese and enjoys calling out microagressions. They constantly teach us of the ways of chinese animals and humans such as Charleston the cow who's life is ruined by eating a hamburger. Fei reed 是一个很好的老师 Which directly translate to fei reed eats donkey ass.

Wow did you see those fei reeds at the restaurant. They must really like eating dog on a stick.

by ;;lbdopeibpgo;wjk[ June 9, 2018

Reed parry

A short little devil who kicks people in the balls and spots on them

Reed parry spit on me

by Reeedle parry lover July 12, 2025

Reed

The gayest person you will ever meet. Watches guys changing in the locker room and then locks his lips. Doesn’t take showers and has a crusty face.

Bro don’t change in here, I saw Reed walk in.

by Jdmdjfjckss October 30, 2019

Rebecca Reed

A girl who is perfect in every way shape and form. She is kind and caring for anyone willing to be her friend. Rebecca Lynn Reed doesn't think highly of herself because she thinks she can't do anything right , and she is insecure and thinks she is fat. She is short but she is the most precious thing anyone can ever wish for. She will do anything to keep a friendship and not lose anyone she cares about.

Man: hey meet my friend Rebecca Reed

Friend: isn't she the one who always sits in the corner?
Man: yeah, but once you get to know her she is amazing and caring for everyone

by Nico caminashi April 6, 2019