Reed

Literally the sexiest thing alive, he has the biggest ding dong in the world and absolutely destroys girls with it.

I was sleeping with Reed last night, I have to use a wheelchair now

by Sexiest_guy_ever May 12, 2023

Brandon Reed

Noun
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.

“Woah is that Brandon Reed?”

“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem

by Johny willikers May 12, 2023

Reed

Reed is always a dumb-fuck who thinks he can do anything, and that he's the best person ever

Reed said that he was going to Join the NFL then run for office. Fucken Reed

by T-Nippes25 December 1, 2022

Reed

A dude with a mullet

oh it's reed

by Leibnizian cosmological December 7, 2022

Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.

by spidertard July 3, 2023

Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
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Girl 1: You dated Reed?
Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.

by spidertard July 3, 2023

Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co

Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)

by read_a_book July 23, 2023