Ned Mortensen

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.

Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen)

by jom jom August 16, 2020

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red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.

"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"

by Zatty October 25, 2014

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Ned Flandersese

All of the strange language that Ned Flanders uses in the popular television show "The Simpsons".

Friend 1: "Okeley dokeley"
Friend 2: "Is that Ned Flandersese?"
Friend 1: "Yes"

by Hey, it's Mr Magoo! April 03, 2019

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Dirty ned

Shoving conkers up your ass

Ned did a dirty ned

by Bigboined November 06, 2020

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ro ned Testad

When Testad is getting a bit aggressive with the females hes trying to seduce. These three words are the key to calm him down, so that he doesen't do something he will regret later in life.

Ta å ro ned Testad

by JoeBiden69 April 04, 2017

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