Melvin

a nigga with a big ass dick

Melvin pounded my chocolate starfish yesterday and it still hurts

by faggotniggergaming2 February 7, 2025

Melvin

Melvin is a "kanker mogool" with a 1000 extra chromosomes.

Omg bas you're such a fucking Melvin.

by SmiteCamps May 6, 2019

Melvin

A goof, a moron, a retard.

"did you see Jameis Winston eating a W?"
"Yeah, guy a total Melvin."

by Moe Funk April 1, 2024

melvin

Melvin can be very controlling, over protective and great detective skills He is not afraid to speak up if he has too ,, don’t get melvin on your bad side but overall he’s a good person

Hey, is that Melvin he’s cool

by James ouston February 4, 2022

Melvin Money

Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.

Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.

“Yo dog nice Tesla” -Rando dude
“Yeah thank Elon for helping me get that Melvin Money”

by Estretoseten January 26, 2021

Sticky Melvin

When you melt a snickers bar between your butt cheeks and then immediately put the same snickers bar in between your partners butt cheeks.

The wife and I did the Sticky Melvin last night

by Ridiculosophy August 9, 2022

melvin

this guy is an legend,all hot girls fall for him no eeshaan can fuck him.

look its the hot boy melvin

by ganduboard November 23, 2021