Straight Farming

The act of pwning someone in SSF4 (Super Street Fighter 4) while using Vega. This word arrived from a small town in Texas named Friona where 1 young mexican/spanior guy who lived in a trailer home with nothing else to do but to play games began saying this word after every win on xbox live.

Ulga:take that you flaming queer (playing as ryu)

Oscar:haha cant hit me (playing as Vega)

Ulga: Hadoken!!!!!

Oscar:too slow you nub nub
(Vega wins)
Oscar: come back after some practice noob, ha ha Straight Farming

Ulga:NOOO!..... damn farmers

by UltraCow June 11, 2010

factory farms

A bleak place where animals are raise in a prison like compound which restrict thier movements.

Factory farms are so like the stone age. I prefer to get my meats either organic or from a free range farm.

by BruinKiller3469 March 29, 2009

Shrimp Farming

When a load is blown up some one's ass and another follows up by removing the load from said ass with a crazy straw.

I walked in on my gay room mate and he was shrimp farming a pud scout dressed as an indian.

by spooledbrat July 10, 2010

potatoes farmed

1. Castration
2. Humiliation to the highest degree

You just got your potatoes farmed in Halo, like the trick ass skiz-ank you are. Oh-Na!

by Dope Fiend March 11, 2005

Animal Farm

Quite simply the best book ever written. Tells the story of lord and saviours Old Major, Squealer, and Napoleon the pig. Based on the Russian Revolution the book beautifully illustrated the stupidity of humans quite accurately. Not only was it successfully as a sacred text, but there was a cinematic masterpiece of a film. Quite simply a holy and reverent novel that fuels society to press forward and changed the world.

Stephen: Animal Farm is a sacred text, I think it should be the new bible.

Tyler: I concur this book illustrates and changes my life completely

Both: All hail Napoleon

by Hctibtignirb March 21, 2018

Blame-Farming

The task of assigning responsibility for resolving a problem which the assigner doesn't understand and has no idea how to resolve, with the intention of blaming an unsuspecting assignee or "blame hound" when the problem isn't resolved. Commonly found in corporate environments and governments.

That new manager is a real blame-farmer.
He must have majored in Blame-Farming!

by Scott Coombes July 5, 2006

Semen farm

The accumulation of semen crusties on a rag or towel.

Dude I found Trudells jerk off rag, he's made a very fertile semen farm.

by Redwingsfan January 31, 2014