your mom

shortened version of the very british
"yes, well i had intercourse with your darling mother, i bid u good day"

"yeh well, ya mum"

by ur brizzo February 2, 2004

your mom

The pinnacle of stupid and immature 12-year old jokes.

Johanna: What you doin' this weekend?
Kevin: Your mom.
Joseph: You're such a fucking moron...
Kevin: Your mom is a fucking moron.

by Trollkicker December 22, 2009

your mom

a word spit out at any given time or place when someone (most likely a complete idiot) has absolutely no idea what to say

Hilary: Have you beeen havin a affair?!
Bill: uhh...
Hilary: Tell me! Who have you been doin stuff with lately?
Bill: YOUR MOM!

by michael jackson November 21, 2003

Your Mom

She was right beside you where you were sick , she loved you no matter you dick head hated her , she made you shit like a normal person , without her you would be shitting on the streets . She loved you no matter how ugly you look. She made you food when you were hungry and now your just a fat ass because of how much you ask Things from her and never giving her a simple thank you .

You: Mom i want food .
Your Mom: nere you go chicken pasta

You: no ew i hate it . I want something else
Your Mom: *kicks your ass*

by Brofroanomo April 17, 2019

your mom

when you are a big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! slut

your mom is cool

by jjeeffyy66779944 June 18, 2018

your mom

someone that’s gay. you hear a lot of people say “your mom gay”. probably because it’s true.

jonah: “your mom gay”
you: “ok dude”

by your•mom•gayyy July 3, 2019

your mom

the most fattest fucking thing on this earth

Timothy: bro look at how big that tree is
kyler: yeah but its not at big as your mom

in conclusion this word is very cringy

by B3nn April 12, 2023