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'spankin gets you 'wankin

Basically means if you try your best, you'll succeed.
Mark: damn it! I failed my pee pee test!
Tod: You know what they say 'spankin gets you 'wankin

when Bonnie meets Clyde
by Linda Lazania October 4, 2017
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Flaherty will get you nowhere

What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.
Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!
by QuacksO November 14, 2020
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You think you're getting all new

Getting all new means thinking you are better than someone else
You think you're getting all new just because you think you know it all
by Banter Girl January 25, 2020
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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This common turn of phrase is usually used to mock someone who is injured in a funny way
"Did you hear Chase Garbers broke his wrist while fingering a vagina?"

"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"
by Smartest Man in History May 24, 2024
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