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Waiter Reparations

Waiter Reparations (1984 – Present day)

Waiter Reparations, slang. A waiter that has been stiffed and under-tipped by the African-American community so many times that he or she believes their obligations for the evils of slavery have already been fulfilled.
“I’ve already paid my fair share to the blacks by the lack of money I did not make when I was waiting tables. I’ve done my part in paying waiter reparations.”

Please refer to Department of Treasury Form 2-X-90007 Adjustment Claim African-American Reparation Form for Service Employee Workers
by Adolf Schicklgruber June 17, 2006
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To ejaculate on a ceramic dinner plate, and immediately smash it onto your partners face.
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Like a typo, but written.
Usually happens when you are thinking of something other than what you're writing about. You start writing out the word and then finish it with something completely unrelated.
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