The Waiting Period

The year-long wait from being 19 years of age, to turning 20. Anxiously waiting to cross the seemingly everlasting threshold of teen life's end and stepping into adulthood.

WARNING: Some teenage residue may still reside when turning 20. Please make sure to wash thoroughly behind the ears and under fingernails with a constant flow of education and employment however and whenever possible.

I turn 20 tomorrow. To hell with The Waiting Period let's get some bitches in here... RIGHT NOW!

by [Fake ass name] November 25, 2013

waiting to happen

the apocalypse, rapture, hell is waiting to happen. The reason jesus died for our sins. Your life is dependent on jesus, DO NOT pray towards mary for she is one of the flies of the church. Jesus is the bread, the wine, the sacrifice, the holy grail, the truth is if jesus didn't die for your sins you would have been before the life of jesus those humans went to limbo. Shame the generations who defy the word of jesus. Eternal life is not the defiance of jesus it is the compliance of jesus, and if you asseverate cleverness jesus loathes everyone who is worth nothing and excommunicates their soul to worthlessness in hell. for hell is in place of soulessness.

Jeremiah 25:30 the lord will roar from on high; he will thunder from his holy dwelling and roar mightily against his land. He will shout like those who tread the grapes, shout against all who live on the earth. The Tumult will resound to the ends of the earth, for the lord will bring charges against the nations; he will bring judgement on all mankind and put the wicked to the sword.

by holy January 22, 2005

Writing a Tom

To write a name other than your own in the snow with your urination to not be linked to doing such action and to put blame on another. Tom is usually a good common name to use.

I didn't want anyone to know that i pissed on the lawn so i wrote a tom.

It was embarrassing to be caught in the middle of writing a tom, especially by tom.

by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009

wranting

to write or declaim extravagantly or violently; write in a wild or vehement way; rave, typically done the night before a collegiate essay is due and one barely reads the prompt at 2 a.m the night before

Adrian: Dude I'm so tired right now, I'm gonna hit the hay.

Ricco: Ya me too, I'm just gonna check if my e-mails to see if my 8:00 a.m has been canceled or not first. Ahh dammit I just noticed an e-mail my professor sent me earlier today saying I have an essay due tomorrow!!

Adrian: Looks like you better start wranting

by Ricco McGibblets March 30, 2010

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

cock in waiting

Making sure that you have a new man lined up before dumping the old boyfriend

Louann wouldn't dump her old boyfriend Mick without having her cock in waiting ready to take his place

by CJ72 December 16, 2009

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022