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Western Girl

A western girl is like the Canadian version of a 'valley girl'. 'Western' refers to the place where Western girls are created and thrive, the University of Western Ontario. If you are unsure how to recognize a western girl, you need only observe females at UWO for 5 minutes. Eventually you realize the girl that keeps walking past you wearing ugg boots, tights, a boob belt, large sunglasses a lulu lemon headband, purposely messy hair, and a very expensive purse is actually many different girls dressed exactly the same. Bingo - those are the western girls.
An insider has told me that the purpose of 'becoming' a western girl is a (albeit) weak attempt at buying popularity and fitting in.

While many try to be Western girls, the true western girl not only looks the part, but is also slutty and dumb.
She spent the entire class blabbering about how she likes to wear tights with the lace at the bottom to show her individuality. She's a total western girl.

She asked the prof 'how come, like, we get more seasons than, like, Florida?'. She's such a western girl.
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western lotus

One of the many lotus sex position. The man sits directly on top of the womans feet, and bends both of his knees completely forward and the woman sit on him penis. This position is not that difficult for both man and woman, and overall is very pleasurable on both parts. However, it is more pleasurable for the woman.
by luv-u-2-luv-me May 2, 2009
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Western Dream

When you wake up during a wet dream, and your little guy is still shooting.
guy 1: Man, I had a western dream this morning!
guy 2: You dreamt about cowboys and indians?
guy 1: No dude, I wwas dreaming about banging your mom, and I woke up and my little guy was still shooting
by the real John Wang September 20, 2011
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Westerbation

The excessive need for attention and the extreme ability to waste time in an obnoxious manner
Hey quit westerbating we're trying to focus here. He suffers from Westerbation

Your westerbating again huh, I seen you side chatting again.

Oh you get a violation, you must have been westerbating.
by Sweetstud801 August 11, 2014
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westernophile

A non westerner wishing s/he was a Westerner. Weaboo, but instead of being obsessed with japan, is obsessed with Western countries.
I love coffee, and I love guns! I'm basically American!
#2: Your'e such a westernophile
by Socialist Doge February 21, 2015
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Western Shootout

When you are having sex with a girl, and your friend is having sex with a different girl in the same room and your trying to see who will last longer before orgasm
Last night my friend and I had a western shootout with two girls, and I lost.
by Jvd6385 January 6, 2018
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wosher

An extreamly anti-social person that can be a real pitchfork when they’re hungry. They get VERY offended if they are miscalled WASHER (yes it HAD to be in caps).
Oh, hey WOSHER
by TheAttackHelicopter June 17, 2018
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