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Wonder method

It's when there's a shortage of toilet paper and you resort to using a slice of white bread ( or wheat depending on your gluten allergies) ! Often returning it to the loaf for reuse.
Doughboy- man this crazy shortage of toilet paper made me resort to the Wonder method! And then Wonderboymade a sandwich ! what a jackrag!
by Nick worder March 25, 2020
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Dingle wonder

When a girl had sex with one man and he cums inside her and then moved to another man and then she disperse the cum into his mouth and he French kisses the other guy as the girl gives a bj to them
Freaky: do you guys want to go to the room and dingle wonder
by Koko Robinson February 25, 2021
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wonderful mess

someone who is very outgoing, all over the place, spontaneous, a big jokester, and easy to love
by whateveridec March 14, 2014
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Small Wonder

Named for the robot Vicki on the sitcom, Small Wonder, a small wonder is a mundane girl with a glazed over look in her eyes, who drones on and on in a monotone voice, and fake laughs at all your jokes.
Guy: How was your blind date last night?

Guy’s Friend: Ugh, she was a real small wonder!
by Iamrillysmart July 30, 2018
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Wonder thighs

Thighs that have been spangled with glitter
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Wonder Woman

A DC superhero who dresses like a pornstar. She fights crime wearing star-spangled panties, hooker boots and a massive amount of cleavage. This is probable a tacktick to distract her opponents and give them a boner so that they are jailed for being rapists.

She has probable been raped many times, off screen, whenever she is captured by the evil bad guy she is faceing, who would definitely rape her to death if they had the chance.
Guy 1: "Is it a bird, is it a plain, no it's... Super hooker!"
Guy 2: "that's not a hooker, that's Wonder Woman."
Guy 1:"yeah, but wouldn't you like a piece of dat ass?"
Guy 3: "I'd love to shove a metal pole up that bitch's ass and make her my sex slave myself"
*Uncomfortable silence*
by Hentai Daddy 361 February 7, 2021
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