sports willy

When a male is playing sport/exercising (particularly when it is cold), and the penis and scrotum contract leaving one less endowed

John: "Man your penis is looking a bit small"
Harry: "What do you expect, I've just played 90 minutes and it's January, I've got a sports willy!"

by MF.AC February 20, 2015

willy wrench

The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.

"It was going brilliantly until she started to use the willy wrench"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

Bo Willis

A cocktail comprised of 5-6 shots of Grey Goose vodka served over ice in a 16 oz. styrofoam cup, then topped with a splash of cranberry juice. A proper Bo Willis is served with Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice Cocktail from a bottle (not from a soda gun), and has no garnish. However, when ordering it is highly recommended to emphatically request "NO LIME".

Correct Preparation: (1) Completely fill 16 oz. styrofoam cup with ice, (2) Fill cup with Grey Goose vodka until liquid is 1 inch from rim, (3) Add splash of Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice Cocktial, (4) Fill remainder of cup with ice.

A "Skinny Bo Willis" can also be made by substituting Tito's vodka for Grey Goose.

Example (1): I had two Bo Willis's at the club last night and was so hammered that I passed out in the back seat of my Uber on the way home.

Example (2): I'm going to stick to beer. I have plans tonight, and if I have a Bo Willis now, I won't be able to function.

Example (3): Without question, Elden makes the best Bo Willis's.

by The Real SB September 14, 2017

[willy tingler]

The sensation you recieve when falling from a large height on a rollercoaster

That ride is amazing, it's a right willy tingler!

by Karl33 January 29, 2009

Willy Wonkered

To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".

Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!

by MikeStoke April 2, 2011

crusty willie

To masturbate and allow the sperm to stream down ur dick, leaving it until it dries then fucking a girl.

Dude, I was wanking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. At first I was a little pissed, but then I decide to just give her a crusty willie.

by J I Z Z L E March 16, 2009

Wesley Willis

The now-deceased schizophrenic singer-songwriter famous for his short but sweet songs about anything from his crack-addicted mother to having his ass eaten by vultures.

I'm sure Wes is telling God to suck a male camel's dick right now. Rest in peace, buddy.

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'

by King Ninja March 3, 2004