Guerrilla Welfare

A method of ambush in which units of currency hide within the objects most likely to be collided with by thrown hats, tank ammunition, or ballistic missiles, in a coordinated attempt to forcefully enrich an unwilling Italian American community.

"In a moment of frustration over all this incessant guerrilla welfare, I stabbed that crate around two hundred times."

by Rorolik May 9, 2025

luxury welfare

luxury things being involved in less problems than nonluxury things according to stats.

The luxury welfare kept the status quo for the rich.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

welfare wages

Its the pay that you get from a job that pays so low that you qualify for some type of government public assistance and if you didn't get the public assistance to go along with the job, you would not be able to subsist on the job alone. These types of jobs typically pay up to $3.00 above minimum wage.

Welfare wages is the type of total economy that the US moves closer to with each passing year.

by Curly Stooge July 1, 2016

Welfare State

Refers to a nation whose government taxes honest hardworking people after they worked hard through school to become highly skilled and valuable contributors to the nation's workforce. These people typically have little time for anything else other than work to earn income to pay heavy taxes to finance the welfare state. Meanwhile, lazy people who didn't study hard in college don't bother working and instead date the good looking people the hardworking wanted, then impregnate them, then send the hardworking the bill for the dinner, the movie, the birth control they never used, housing, child support, groceries and clothing, as the lazy monopolizers of beautiful people are the beneficiaries of the welfare state. In turn, the hardworking fork over half their hard earned savings as taxes so the government can send welfare checks to these welfare breeders so they can do drugs while you continue to work your ass off.

Half my paycheck and all the good looking girls go to the welfare state.

by ScrewedOverRicecel March 17, 2024

mechanical welfare

Crypto currency electricity profit and the care of equipment . Please note the moral purchase of the product must have some bearing on the use of it despite purchase else money's worthless.

I must get to work or home to my rig the mechanical welfare sits rotting like stig

by Smarrf March 14, 2018

welfare rag

A dirty rotten ho who does nothing but spit kids out just to collect a welfare check most of the kids with different fathers.

The women of Woonsocket R.I. are referred to being a welfare rag because they don't want to work at all Just collect welfare checks

by The Great American Poet December 6, 2013

Welfare shark

1) any person of (very) dark color who relies solely on the income of welfare checks to survive and create low budget rap about having bands

2) a {nigger}

What’s the difference between a shark and a welfare shark? It’s only acceptable to hit one of them with your car.

by theycallmejimmer April 16, 2019