green weenie 

It's what the Marine Corps uses to screw you.

Similar to spinning the Wheel of Misfortune.

Jarhead #1: Mike got involuntarily extended for CAX!

Jarhead #2: Another victim of the green weenie.

green weenie by towgunner May 18, 2006

speed weenie 

when a man consumes a large amount of methamphetamine, then tries to engage in any form of sexuall intercourse, but his weeiner turns into a gummie worm and will not get hard.

girl i was so excited when monndo came over, we layed in my bed and the motha fuka had speed weenie. chump ass commin here wit dat shit uh uhh

speed weenie by onasicone March 14, 2011

scenie weenie

the young teenage concert junkie in their prime, often seen with unnatural looking hair, neon clothing, and a bad attitude

Me: look at that girl I have seen her at everyone of their shows...

Sami: yeah shes a scenie weenie

scenie weenie by hillwil July 28, 2012

big green weenie

When you are in the Marine Corps and your boss fucks you over big time, making it feel like you have the Marine Corp's Big Green Weenie right up your ass hole with no anal ease even offered.

Andy: I can't believe we have to work for the fifth Saturday in a row.

JR: I know we are definitey getting reamed with the ol big green weenie again.

big green weenie by salty pirate January 23, 2007

Wacky Weenie Wednesday 

The weeks most depressing day that can only be made better with a midweek fuck/blow.

It's Wacky Weenie Wednesday!
It's time to have some fun!
It's Wacky Weenie Wednesday!
You can only use your tongue!

Wacky Weenie Wednesday by _Aloha_Snackbar_ May 9, 2016

noodle weenie dogs 

what your ma is cooking tonight for you and your boys (giovanni, tony, mario, romeo)

"She's cooking the favorite: noodle weenie dogs"

noodle weenie dogs by yourmomjoe December 27, 2019

Punk Ass Weenie

Originated by Californian OG Rodney Taylor. Word commonly used to describe someones actions that are absurd. Someone who acts tough that has many bitch-like tendencies would be reffred to as a punk ass weenie.

Skeebo: Rodney, id fuck you up mane
Rodney: Than do sumtin bitch
Skeebo: nah mane, aint even worth it
Rodney: man thats some punk ass weenie shit

Punk Ass Weenie by QUANDLE February 4, 2010