No-Pants Wednesday

When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.

Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

working on wednesdays

To “work on a wednesday” means to work on a Wednesday.

"to work or not to work on a wednesday."
"do you work on a wednesday?
"i work on a wednesday."
"im not a racist because I work on a wednesday."
"i am working on wednesdays."

by nal.z0 September 27, 2022

woman crush wednesday

woman crush wednesday is a day dedicated to the sexiest girl alive named saoirse its actually only her day not just any woman bc she's the only woman in existence the sexiest woman ever i love her so much she's just so god damn sexy and delicious SO FUCKING HOT SO SO SEXY i love her she gets wcw dedicated to her

i love my woman crush wednesday

by mommy’s boy May 16, 2023

Weenes bird

A bird that can grow a over sized penis

I just soar a weenes bird

by Weenes bird November 18, 2019

widnes special

a person while on the handle bars of a bike will throw casa chips a people passing by completely

nude while the rider of the bike is blindfolded

i can’t wait to do a widnes special with my friends

by sickkid21 July 23, 2021

Wednesdrunk

Ok, so it's humpday and you've already had a stressful week, and need a little break. Several of the local drinking establishments have Wednesday night specials, so you decide to go out partying and end up getting hammered or better known as Wednesdrunk! Be careful, because if you are recovered by Thursday evening, you might also become thursdrunk, and you might get in trouble for calling in sick to school or work, two days in a row!

It's only Wednesday and Robert has had such a rough week that he's not going to be able to wait until the weekend to party, so I'm sure he'll be Wednesdrunk tonight, and have a hangover Thursday morning.

by Towerguy Rob April 9, 2010

Hash Wednesday

When you smoke a joint on Ash Wednesday and draw a cross on your forehead with the ashes.

Bob: "I didn't know you were Catholic Jim"
Jim: "I'm not it's Hash Wednesday"

by Dom the dominator March 15, 2014