wedding cake

-Another term used for a BIG BOOTY!

Daaaaannggg, Bayli's got that WEDDING CAKEEE!

by iflyhighimblazin February 21, 2011

Wedding cake

Wedding cake is when a girl has an a** so nice you wanna marry her

Dam that girl's got a wedding cake im about to wife her up

by B really April 6, 2020

Red Wedding

When a bride is on her period during a wedding and she bleeds through the wedding dress.

"Becky forgot her tampon on her wedding, again... Does every remarrying have to be a red wedding?"

by Lexobear September 29, 2019

Royal Wedding

A day off work

Will: Hey, it's the royal wedding tomorrow, what're you going to do for it?
Harry: Probably head down the pub and spend the day catching some sun in the beer garden.

by JB42 May 21, 2011

Muriel's Wedding

Quite possibly the worst film on the face of this earth. Watching said film may cause the viewer to exhibit such symptoms as (but not limited to)

A general feeling of revulsion.

An instant hatred of all things beginning with A and ending with BBA

Violent projectile vomiting

Hatred towards the human race for ever concieving such a hellishly bad idea.

Uncontrollable self-combustion. (Yes, you will burst into flames and die if you watch this movie.)

Viewer: (Watches Muriel's Wedding)
Viewer: What's this strange hateful sensation in my gut?
(And then he explodes in a mess of red chunks.)

by ether75 September 9, 2010

Wedding ring

Seems too much like one of those electric collars people put on their dogs the way some people think of them.

The guy's wife thought she got to zap the guy any time she felt like it once he had a wedding ring.

by Solid Mantis November 1, 2020

Wedding fish

The Christian marriage equivalent of the awkward turtle. Whenever there is a reference to a soon-to-be-married Christian couple's future sex life, the wedding fish makes an appearance. (This is accompanied by fish-like hand gestures).

"He proposed to me and we hugged it out"
"That's not ALL you're gonna be doing... 7 months left... aaaah wedding fish"

or

"We've been discussing contraception for when we're married"
"WEDDING FISH"

by virginpoledancer February 4, 2012