Weaved

When someone snatches your wig or weave

“Oh no! You’ve been weaved!”
“That guy over there weaved me!”

by Sarbush, Erbush and Maddog March 12, 2019

Weave

A nigga art which make the nigga dodge all attacks

this nigga weaved all my hits

by Nigga Sage Mode October 6, 2019

Cobra Weave

A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.

Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?

by Klendi October 23, 2020

Matted Weave

what happens when maliaya doesn’t wash her hair for weeks on end

“what is going on with that matted weave, you can’t see the scalp”

by suckmyhuge February 24, 2025

willow weaving

Following a one night stand where the lady ends up with cum in her hair, this is the process of gathering the crusty chunks of her hair into a loose plait or pony tail before the walk of shame

This guy blew so much spunk into my hair last night that I had to do some serious willow weaving befor3 getting out of there

by Alan Morissette January 2, 2018

beave-weave

a pubic hair style characterized by long woven braids

Nashiqua spent all her rent money on a beave-weave and a pack of Newports so now she has been relegated to hoeing in order to avoid being evicted by her landlord.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.

dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.

by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024