Watsoning

When someone leaves a turd in your toilet for you to find.

The local locksmith likes to break in people’s houses and has been watsoning my neighbors, by leaving a big nasty turd in their toilet.

by The Real Beast. October 6, 2023

Coach Watson

He is a great lad who loves to shave every part of his body, especially his bumhole.

Coach Watson is dad

by Suckisoff6921 June 16, 2018

Deshaun Watson Special

When you go to an Asian Massage Parlor and pay for a "massage", then attempt sexual assault on said Asian Lady.

Viridian got a Deshaun Watson Special at the local Asian spot. He's an animal.

by They_CallME_Threats May 22, 2024

Emma Watson

She is an actress
She is very grateful for her fans

She loves u so much

She plays Belle and Hermione
We all love her

Jane-Hi ! Do you know Emma Watson?
Lila-yes i do she is an amazing actress

by support for u<3 May 10, 2021

Nigga Watson

A black man, appearing about 30, about 5 feet and 11 inches tall, of a slightly muscular build who is an extremely powerful and cool nigga. He fights evil with his nigga blast, a shot of concentrated black fire and energy that decimates anything in its path. Nigga watson is approximately 6900 years old. You use his name when someone is super cool, or pertaining to coolness. Also just a cool ass name for usage in video games and other things. Also can be used in a way that means someone is a wannabe cool person.

Person 1: Dude did you see? I finally got poon from that hot ass girl on the dance team!

Person 2: Man, you must be Nigga Watson!
Also: Acting like you're Nigga Watson
Ok, Nigga Watson, shut up
Shut it Nigga Watson
That's why you're not Nigga Watson

by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025

town of watson

I town in Lowville Ny where there is no such thing as grass because there is so much sand. There are about 30 people that live here and you never see anyone for miles. You are surrounded by trees, and you try not to get eaten by a coyote.

Me- where is the Town of Watson

Friend- over in those trees watch out for the cavemen though
Me-ok if I don’t make it out alive then tell my family

by George Gregg January 3, 2021

Wren Watson

A short person with anger issues and a intense urge to steal and harass people who are taller than them

She is being a real Wren Watson

by Caleb Stooksbury June 11, 2025