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Modern Warfare 2

The reason that so many guys have begun to love their Xbox 360/PS3 more than their girlfriends. The leading cause of breakups in the UK, France, the United States, Canada, and Puerto Rico.
Girl (ex: Betty) "Why don't you ever text me any more?"

Guy (ex: Nathaniel) "I found a new love. Her name is Modern Warfare 2. Her parents are Infinity Ward and Activision. Tejbz said this would happen."
by Nizzle Chrizzle Pizzle April 30, 2010
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Watari

A Person who copies all what some other person does. A Watari tends to look for someone cool, or hip to copy, and anything the hip person does, the Watari, will copy.

A Strange thing is, the Watari usually contradicts himself constantly.

Also, the Watari is a constant liar. He will boast and brag and exaggerate anything.

The Watari is usually an Avid user of emoticons. Such as, ^_^;; _ _; --;. He will also use emoticons he sees without knowing the actual meaning of it.
MIMICING:
-After I bought an iPod, he started getting into apple products! What a Watari!
-After I started to play Starcraft, he started to play too! He's such a WATARI!
-Hey, check out my cool computer. the Watari Speaking: HEY! I Want one too!

CONTRADICTION:
-The Watari: LOLOL PS2 GOT JACKED BY NINTENDO, NINTENDO RULES ALL!
(The hip cool guy buys a PS2)
The Watari: OH YEAH PS2 IS WAY COOL NOW!

-The Watari: Man, Initial D Is soooo lame.
The cool guy: I like initial D.
The Watari: OH YEAH INITIAL D! THAT'S COOL!

-BOASTING
The Watari: HEY GUYS I CAN DO A NOSESLIDE! (while not being able to do it at all)

-EMOTICONS
The Watari: Hey guys, my mom died. ^_^
by Teh XD July 16, 2004
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fupa wata

fat upper pussy area with a tank ass
"star jones has a terrible fupa wata"
by owens January 14, 2007
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Vaginal Warfare

When the wives of world leaders withdraw from sexual activities to force them to have bi-lateral meetings to stop a war.
Obama: Michelle decided to use vaginal warfare tactics and told me she would stop giving me her special black muffin if I didn't talk to the Taliban directly.
by Born_AGAiN July 23, 2011
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Hypo-logical Warfare

A conversation between one person talking in hypothetical and another talking in logic and poking holes in the hypothetical points.

Usually starts when someone speaks in hypothetical about an idea or a plan. And follows with someone poking a hole in the hypothetical argument.

The areguements can continue for a long time. One person finding new problems and one person solving them through hypothetical solutions. Making it almost a war between logic and hypothetical.
Thomas: Jeez its like Hypo-logical Warfare in there. Deans talking about would a lightsaber cut through Jesus.
Luke: And what was the the argument?
Thomas: Oisin said that the technology today wouldn't be able to sustain the power or intense heat a lightsaber emits.
Luke:Why is he bringing logic to a perfectly fine hypothetical thought?
Thomas: He obviously doesn't realize what hypothetical means.
by Dean CleaverStupid January 28, 2010
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Watauga'd

A word referencing when someone gets screwed over by the cops when pertaining to Acid or LSD.
Man, did you hear Paul got Watauga'd the other day.
by knows more than you January 26, 2011
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Waffable

To be extremely awesome. To have a unique talent that makes such thing the upmost admirable object.
Those shoes are so waffable.
by Business Building April 12, 2012
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