walmart slacks

n. Pajama pants, usually worn with an ironic t-shirt to match

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I was at Walmart the other day when I saw a redneck wearing some Walmart slacks. Not only was I laughing at this, but also she was wearing a t-shirt that said 'Queen of the world', and as I was walking by her, I happened to pass a rack full of the exact same shirt that was on rollback.

by ThatVintageGuy January 09, 2014

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Walmart Mouth

A person who possesses an unrefined palate and has no appreciation for taste or flavor.

Waiter: "Today's special is an 8 oz Prime Filet with Parmesan Risotto and a Herb Crusted Asparagus."

Walmart Mouth: "Do you guys have any fish sticks? Oh well, I'll take a Well Done Top Sirloin with Tater Tots please."

by Ken Bob Noe Pants March 16, 2021

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Walmart Gucci

A cheap item or product that is used to make one appear wealthy, classy, fly, etc. Examples of this include Axe spray (when overused) cheap, poorly made clothing that imitates actually well made, expensive clothing (fake Js and LV bags, for example) and anything flashy or gaudy, especially when worn by a showoffer. One who purchases or owns a lot of Walmart Gucci is known as a poorfag.

Idiot: Check out these new shoes. Nice, huh?
Non-idiot: That's some Walmart Gucci. What were they, 25 bucks?

by munchiesnOOb October 09, 2017

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Walmart Creature

Somebody that has worked fulltime at Walmart for a majority of their life also known as a Walmartian. They are the dirtiest of the dirtiest ppl by far. They often mixed up with speds but they have nothing in come on, at all. They have no class and are a skidmark on the underpants of society.

Dan has worked at Walmart since he was 17, therefore he is a walmmart creature/ walmartian.

by Mike Reilly March 19, 2005

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Off to Walmart

A phrase that signifies the first post on a forum or video in place of simply stating "first". This is due to Mike Phillips of TechPB, who said that every time he gets first post he goes to the local Walmart, kicks in the door and screams, "FIRST POST BITCHES!"

Thus, instead of saying "first," people may say, "off to Walmart."

I was the first to see the video, so I commented, "off to Walmart."

by !DRZ! February 23, 2011

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