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Walmart Gucci

A cheap item or product that is used to make one appear wealthy, classy, fly, etc. Examples of this include Axe spray (when overused) cheap, poorly made clothing that imitates actually well made, expensive clothing (fake Js and LV bags, for example) and anything flashy or gaudy, especially when worn by a showoffer. One who purchases or owns a lot of Walmart Gucci is known as a poorfag.
Idiot: Check out these new shoes. Nice, huh?
Non-idiot: That's some Walmart Gucci. What were they, 25 bucks?
by munchiesnOOb October 9, 2017
mugGet the Walmart Guccimug.

walmart tumbleweed

The millions of plastic grocery bags seen flying through the trees and rolling across streets and yards.
Joe:There goes another walmart tumbleweed. Laura: But, where do they go?
by jesophnerrben November 15, 2011
mugGet the walmart tumbleweedmug.

Walmart as fuck

When some looks shitty or is shitty.

Ratchet, broke down, busted
Did you see what Carol's wearing today? Is it pajamas?
Yea I saw it. She looks Walmart as fuck!

Yo, you peep Kyle's ride?
Man that shit is Walmart as fuck!
by Coldblooded October 6, 2016
mugGet the Walmart as fuckmug.

Walmart Creature

Somebody that has worked fulltime at Walmart for a majority of their life also known as a Walmartian. They are the dirtiest of the dirtiest ppl by far. They often mixed up with speds but they have nothing in come on, at all. They have no class and are a skidmark on the underpants of society.
Dan has worked at Walmart since he was 17, therefore he is a walmmart creature/ walmartian.
by Mike Reilly March 18, 2005
mugGet the Walmart Creaturemug.

Off to Walmart

A phrase that signifies the first post on a forum or video in place of simply stating "first". This is due to Mike Phillips of TechPB, who said that every time he gets first post he goes to the local Walmart, kicks in the door and screams, "FIRST POST BITCHES!"

Thus, instead of saying "first," people may say, "off to Walmart."
I was the first to see the video, so I commented, "off to Walmart."
by !DRZ! March 9, 2011
mugGet the Off to Walmartmug.

walmart greeter

"I know! She should totally be demoted to a Walmart greeter."
by juxtaposer December 25, 2008
mugGet the walmart greetermug.

Walmart Bag

The three genders: Male, Female, and Walmart Bag.
by AmNow August 8, 2023
mugGet the Walmart Bagmug.

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