Wake n' BOB

After a long night of hard drugs and drinking, waking up to some broad suckin off your swollen, overused aching rod from the past night.

Ahh shit, this morning I walked in on Barry's girlfriend giving him a wake n' BOB, and I saw her turkey snoot hangin down.

by John Kerr July 18, 2008

Wake 'n' Wank

To masturbate in bed shortly after waking up. Usually on weekends or days off where you wont have to leave in a rush and you take your time. This is adapted from the term wake n bake which is to smoke marijuana shortly after waking.

I'm so happy there's no school today I have all the time In the world I think ill wake 'n' wank to start off the day!

by ninjamonkeydrummer September 2, 2012

wake up with the chickens

This phrase means "wake up early in the morning."

I gotta wake up with the chickens so Im a have to holla at you later.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 30, 2005

Wake. Bake. Steak.

The process of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a Philly cheese steak. Traditionally done in the city of Philadelphia for authenticity purposes.

"Dude yesterday morning I Wake. Bake. Steak.ed, and the only thing I remember saying in the duration of 3 hours was, whiz wit...."

by Dr. Bliss September 21, 2009

wake n bake

waking up at 4:20 am to start baking bread and pastries

Del Sol Bakery wakes n bakes every morning.

The baker wake n bake the baguettes before sunrise.

by smellymeli March 11, 2018

Wake N' Take

Similar to a "Wake N Bake", the act of waking up in the morning and 'taking' your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife or husband.
The act of performing sexual intercourse as soon as you're awake.

What an awesome "Wake N' Take" Sarah!

by bazookajoe666rulesyomama November 2, 2010

Wake up wobble

The wobble that most people do when they first wake up heading to the bathroom.

Guy 1: Dude, I almost stepped on my dog on the way to the bathroom this morning.
Guy 2: Why didn't you just walk around him?
Guy 1: I couldn't man, I was in my wake up wobble.

by fresh11 July 12, 2010