Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory 

It's a porno about a some dude's nephew bout to inherit a sex toy factory but the only way to show devotion is by fuckin' some whore in the ass!

Filthy Fucker : Yo, you got dat new Spidaman movie?

Clerk : No.

Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?

Clerk : 'the fuck!?

Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory by CumChup December 10, 2007

Bus wanker 

Perjorative term used to describe wankers that take buses, generally shouted out of a car window while driving past. This word came from a channel 4 program the inbetweeners.

"I might be a bus wanker, but at least I don't drive that gay yellow car"

"Bus wanker"

Bus wanker by RoosterStencils May 13, 2009

Weed Wanker 

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

Weed Wanker by SuttonP June 24, 2011

Facebook wanker

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

Facebook wanker by hipp5 May 3, 2006

Book Wankers 

Book wankers.

A Book Wanker refers to a minority of people who read books. Book wanker, is a term to be shouted at the book wanker or wankers to emphasise the point that they are in fact wankers. Book wankers can generally be found at the library, in the park, while travelling or any other quiet area. They are wankers and care about their education and reading books for enjoyment.

1)whats the new kid like?

hes just reads books all day!

hes such a Book Wanker!

2) what are you doing today?

going to the library

what so you can hang around with Book Wankers!

Book Wankers by samali July 22, 2011

wanker lights 

the stupid little, often neon blue LED lights that a boy racer will have on the bonnet of their (badly) souped up Astra/Polo/other random car your Gran wouldnt be seen dead driving. Users of these wanker lights are often 17-24 year old burberry wearing idiots who hang around schools and colleges after final bell, honking any fit girl who walks past.

Ridiculed by many.

look at the wanker lights on that thing!

wanker lights by Amy the great October 25, 2004

wanker's cramp 

A condition commonly occuring in those diagnosed with RSI, (although not necessarily), in which the sufferer experiences pain or discomfort after excessive wanking.

Sean: wank me off, bitch.
Lucy: i can't, i've got wanker's cramp.

wanker's cramp by 400 May 30, 2008