Walmart Gringo

When you cum, piss, and shit inside a Walmart bad then stick your friend’s face in it while dry humping their ass.
Dude what happened to you?”

My girl gave me a Walmart Gringo!”
by Ganyu October 09, 2021
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Walmart loli

A female who acts like a loli and also a slut
by Minichu February 18, 2019
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Walmart Gucci

A cheap item or product that is used to make one appear wealthy, classy, fly, etc. Examples of this include Axe spray (when overused) cheap, poorly made clothing that imitates actually well made, expensive clothing (fake Js and LV bags, for example) and anything flashy or gaudy, especially when worn by a showoffer. One who purchases or owns a lot of Walmart Gucci is known as a poorfag.
Idiot: Check out these new shoes. Nice, huh?
Non-idiot: That's some Walmart Gucci. What were they, 25 bucks?
by munchiesnOOb October 09, 2017
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Walmart Creature

Somebody that has worked fulltime at Walmart for a majority of their life also known as a Walmartian. They are the dirtiest of the dirtiest ppl by far. They often mixed up with speds but they have nothing in come on, at all. They have no class and are a skidmark on the underpants of society.
Dan has worked at Walmart since he was 17, therefore he is a walmmart creature/ walmartian.
by Mike Reilly March 19, 2005
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Off to Walmart

A phrase that signifies the first post on a forum or video in place of simply stating "first". This is due to Mike Phillips of TechPB, who said that every time he gets first post he goes to the local Walmart, kicks in the door and screams, "FIRST POST BITCHES!"

Thus, instead of saying "first," people may say, "off to Walmart."
I was the first to see the video, so I commented, "off to Walmart."
by !DRZ! February 23, 2011
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walmart greeter

The most degrading job in the world.
"I know! She should totally be demoted to a Walmart greeter."
by juxtaposer December 25, 2008
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Walmart Bag

The three genders: Male, Female, and Walmart Bag.
by AmNow August 08, 2023
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