visual learner

When you're functionally illiterate and despite "visualizing" can't seem to comprehend anything requiring abstract thought.

Dylan failed high school chemistry because he failed to read the textbook or work through any of the practice examples. Being a visual learner staring at balls and sticks did not teach him stoichiometry.

by JamesReady420 October 9, 2023

That's a visual catalyst to my tastebud irrigation

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.

S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a visual catalyst to my tastebud irrigation

by D:)))) August 14, 2022

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

The inability to correctly identify food visually

Andrew "hey, that bangers & mash looks delicious!"

Meg "its pasta, dickhead"

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

by Manny Kin June 6, 2015

visual idiot

(1) Someone who sends a message despite the fact that some words are written incorrectly and underlined in red color.

(2) Someone who does not distinguish colors like a daltonist, but also has a problem with distinguishing shapes.

(1) You can call me grammar nazi, but you should correct the words since the browser highlights errors in red. Unless you're visual idiot...

(2) I told you to bring a silver kettle, and instead you brought a red pot. You're visual idiot.

by Lulzy Town April 11, 2020

Weaver Academy for the Performing and Visual Arts

Weaver Academy is a performing and visual arts school, and is known for their high standards and weird students. A typical day at weaver involves math teachers using tampon strings as rulers, the practice room monster, trying to poop while random girls are vaping in the bathroom, having fun in your PVA, and homework. Weaver is a pretty fun place, you can typically expect an 18 year old in guitar to flirt with underclassman, a freshman in theater singing in the hallways, or the emo kids being emo. People at this school either listen to taylor swift or deftones, there’s no in between. Overall, Weaver is alright.

Do you go Weaver Academy for the Performing and Visual Arts?
Yeah, I’m not gay though

by Weavergoer69 November 19, 2023

Visual PHD

When a person thinks they have a doctorate in a subject because they've seen it on TV or in a movie.

Bill:"Did you know the moon is the size of a quarter?"

Ted:"What are you talking about?"

Bill: "Yeah, I saw it on a documentary on conspiracy theories last night."

Ted:"Oh, you think you've got a Visual PHD..."

by albinorineo August 9, 2010

Visual Distortions

When you're high and you view the world in a different way than when you are sober. Could be you watch a movie and see it in a way you didn't when you were not stoned or you're thinking of something that you know well but see it in a whole different light not that you're baked.

I've got visual distortions

by TheJuicyFruit123 January 2, 2017