velvet noodle

A noodle made from velvet

look at the velvet noodle

by quagblar March 03, 2007

Red Velvet

When a guy with a full-fledged beard goes down on a girl on her period.

Dude, everything was great! Including my red velvet (squeeze, squeeze his beard)."drip, drip"

by friendsgiving December 06, 2014

Velvet duster

When a women has a heavy flow and is able to squirt, and you got the right spot

Dude I got the velvet duster last night

She can do the velvet duster

by Vlasak August 17, 2019

Velvet Lesbian

An emotionally pretentious person.
Someone who holds themselves to a standard that can be easily usurped.
Is deeply offended by any type of criticism.

John is such a velvet lesbian. I have to pretend that I like all of his music because he gets emotional when people don't share his musical opinion.
"You just don't understand me, and you never will." -John

by butterbabez May 06, 2017

The Velvet Rug

When a elderly hooker removes her dentures and gives one a blow job. Aka a Softy or Gummy

Wanda the crack whore pulled her dentures out and gave me The Velvet Rug.

by The Dusty Ogre August 27, 2017

velvet cupcake

After sexing with a girl and filling her up with your icing, going down there and eating Said icing from her

"Is that toothpaste on your mouth?"
"Nah, Susan gave me the velvet cupcake earlier"

by chincuttingcunt October 02, 2013

velvet flower

Vagina

I love to smell the velvet flower.

by forward4 November 13, 2015