veloxed

veloxed (verb, transitive): To be deceived or betrayed by a service provider that re-brands or changes ownership, resulting in loss of payments, unmet promises and discontinuation of previous services. This operation typically involves abrupt changes in terms, withdrawal of prior-contract protections such as data protection, threats or evasive responses when customers seek refunds or support by dragging customers with uncertainty beyond the charge-back period.

I signed up for the VPS deal, but after a different Velox Media business took over, my server went dark for days and they stopped honouring my previous service - I got veloxed.

by FreeBSD January 28, 2026

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Velociplocity

Dangerously odd couples

really tall girl, really short guy; really fat girl, really skinny guy; sexy young blonde, old saggy bald guy; etc.

by Brandeigh December 28, 2002

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Velocd

Inept at running, but refuses to believe so.

'Let me on you're running team! I'm Velocd!!'

'Exactly.'

by Solace D January 14, 2004

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velopulous

A sexual reference to ones promiscuity. Those who are velopulous will sleep with anyone, whether they be male, female, ugly, fat, tall, diseased, or French.

Dave's so velopulous. He went home with Janet last night... you know that fat witch with clap.

by Steve Lingstrum December 11, 2008

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