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A cool nibba

Lil____intro____vert is a cool nibba.

by Figger naggot named ebag January 19, 2018

trayvon vert

A normie meme poster who still gets mad when his Daquan loving fans call him a poop head.

Mark: Damn Trayvon Vert posted another funny meme!
Brian: I always knew you dabbled in normie memes.

by The guy who posts February 5, 2018

vertical smile

A vertical smile is another word for vagina. If a closed smile is turned 90 degrees it resembles a vagina, giving you the term vertical smile.

I saw her vertical smile open up and next thing i knew she was pregnant.

Dude i banged that chick so hard last night, her vertical smile was 10 times bigger when i left.

by Anna C August 15, 2006

Getting Vertical

When one lifts their cup of any alcoholic beverage from the standard horizontal position, to the vertical position perpendicular to ground level increasing the flow of the alcoholic beverage which results in severe intoxication.

"I'm getting vertical tonight.", "While you were studying, I was out getting vertical!"

by oitsscubasteve April 2, 2009

Vertical

a descriptive for easily surpassing your competitors
Created by Nicki Minaj in the "Nictionary"

I'm too VERTICAL hoe!!!

by mz.denise August 17, 2010

vertical acronym

One of those cliché presentation aids that places the letters of the key word vertically and assigns a word or sentence to each letter.

Here is an example of a vertical acronym:

S-Size up the situation.
U-Undue haste makes waste.
R-Remember where you are.
V-Vanquish fear and panic.
I-Improvise (use your Imagination).
V-Value your life.
A-Act like the natives.
L-Live by your wits.
(US Army Ranger Handbook 2006)

by Jeff Barbera February 23, 2009

Vertical Fart

A fart which, when trapped by a tightly tucked shirt, travels upward into the farter's shirt and escapes via shirt sleeves or neckhole.

"That was an unintentional crop dust, man. I had a vertical fart trapped in my shirt, and when I was talking to that hot chick, it leaked out of my arm holes! How embarrassing!"

by austicoatk October 4, 2011