The one who rivals the Virgin Mary
by yeetymcfeetyteety January 28, 2019
When you give someone a facial and then proceed to sit on their cum-covered face and grind, spreading the cum around their face with your bare ass cheeks
by yymane January 22, 2022
by Youdonthavetobeonlyonlonelyfan October 31, 2020
"Oh look at that baby elephant. It is the definition of ultimate cuteness"
Julie: "What....you are incorrect. There cant be anyone as cute as myself"
Julie: "What....you are incorrect. There cant be anyone as cute as myself"
by ThuglifeTupac April 30, 2011
In times of scarcity, it is customary for a person and their counterpart to share a toilet. By sitting on the stool, legs slightly ajar and your counterpart sitting on your legs (reverse or standard, reverse preferred for increased camaraderie), this allows two people to evacuate their waste using a single toilet, simultaneously. Participating in such a movement results in time saved and strong personal bonds between two close friends.
"Things have really picked up around the office ever since Ron and I had the ultimate movement together." -Johnson
"Well Johnson, your idea worked, ever since our new bathroom policy went into effect we're getting orders out the door, morale is up, and I'm saving a fortune on that extra bathroom plan I scrapped." -Ron
"Well Johnson, your idea worked, ever since our new bathroom policy went into effect we're getting orders out the door, morale is up, and I'm saving a fortune on that extra bathroom plan I scrapped." -Ron
by PleasedPatient December 04, 2019
Bob: Uh, Jake just went into the bathroom naked with a tub of crisco and a can of whipped cream, do i want to know?
James: Ultimate narcissism, does it every hour
Bob: Ahhhh . . . Listen I've got the worst image in my mind, i think I'm going to go put my balls in the garbage disposal to relieve the pain
Jake: mmm . . . such defined lips, oh god . . . yesss
James: Ultimate narcissism, does it every hour
Bob: Ahhhh . . . Listen I've got the worst image in my mind, i think I'm going to go put my balls in the garbage disposal to relieve the pain
Jake: mmm . . . such defined lips, oh god . . . yesss
by PikaFan157 December 20, 2006
The Ultimate rizzler is Lauren Lissau. Her rizz is unspoken. She is the #1 rizzler in the world. Her assistant Maeve has ultimate Rizz too. Together they are a Rizz power house.
An antonym of the Ultimate Rizzler would be Mac. He has ZERO rizz, which is the least rizz possible.
by goat. October 30, 2023