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ultimate human

the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan
John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends
by SpookBones February 8, 2018
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Ultimate ratio

It's when a tweet get's more like's then the other but the orginal tweet needs to be lower than the poplution of the vaquita and the ratio giver tweet need's to be higher than the Javan rhino.
Twitter user: replace Dream is sucks with Women dosen't seem funny now is it? 3 likes
Chad:Ratio 102
Twitter user 2: Holy fuck that ultimate ratio you destroyed them!
by Dioxide62 June 3, 2021
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Ultimate Procrastinator

Zain write ur goddamn fantasies
Zain stop being the fucking ultimate procrastinator and write your goddamn episodes before I bomb you.
by BingBongUrMom October 11, 2020
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Ultimate Gourmet

Describes strong satisfaction or approval. Used when the quality of a situation, material object, event, performance, or other such occurrence is enjoyable beyond description through typical adjectives.
Hey man, I'm sorry I missed your birthday. I hope it was ultimate gourmet.
by Palindromatic February 19, 2009
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The Ultimate Checkmate

When you have sex with your current landlord's daughter in the room she once lived in
The Ultimate Checkmate has officially been completed.
by three3dashes August 27, 2012
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Ultimate frustration

Knowing something to be true, then finding out it isn't.
I cant wait to have my last pack of pop-tarts... WTF!!?? WHO THE F#$% ATE MY LAST POP TARTS!!!!!!!?? I now know ultimate frustration...
by Gaziltapig January 1, 2012
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