person1: shut up im better then you
person:(whips out dick) URINATION DOMINATION BITCH(which said person begins to violently piss on the opposing person)
person:(whips out dick) URINATION DOMINATION BITCH(which said person begins to violently piss on the opposing person)
by bigblackcock6942069420 April 22, 2022
Much like a game of chess. When 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. Male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot piss if they respect the Urinal Rule. Checkmate
Male 1: Dammit i was Urinal stalemated today!
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.
by Yolo Dicks Swaggins Mcgee November 01, 2013
by Bairgh O L'Gharigh July 07, 2019
Sally: " Will you excuse me, I have to pee"
Joan: "Hey I have to pee too!"
Joan has contagious urination.
Joan: "Hey I have to pee too!"
Joan has contagious urination.
by powaful May 21, 2010
The cloud of urine odor surrounding a urinal left that was behind by the guy in front of you in the restroom.
I stepped into his urinal funk and it was so bad I had to breath through my mouth while I took a leak.
by techlozenge April 20, 2011
A dude that would wether piss in a toilet than a urinal, no matter if all urinals are open, or the previous user played a urinal checkmate.
Dude 1: Yes, all urinals are open (5+; and goes to one on end),
Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.
Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.
by foodboy96 March 08, 2018
by Timber WHMC November 23, 2013