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Upside Down Blajowski

The result of a male specimen hanging from the season while a female is shitting while sucking dick.
P1: Heard you got your dick sucked while you were on the ceiling

P2: Oh, nothing but a measly Upside Down Blajowski
by Dicksucker583 February 26, 2022
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Upside Cheeks

An extremely useless portion of your body unless you have a hottie who could sit on there comfortably and you could make some lovely memories, Yes, I'm talking about your thighs, your manly lap. The idea behind calling it "Upside Cheeks" is - Your but are cheeks which are down while you're sitting or laying down therefore, Your thighs/lap which is opposite to your downwards cheeks should be called as Upside Cheeks.
His man got smooth Upside Cheeks!
by Portial8r May 4, 2021
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upside down crock-pot

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.
by Eloshia July 19, 2017
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upside down gorilla

When your 69ing a fat chick and you slip a thumb in her bum and she gets mad
I was doing the upside down gorilla with the mrs the other day and now I have a black eye
by Minty fuckery March 11, 2020
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Upside down pound cake

When you assert dominance over a petite chick and turn her upside down and then proceed to pound her.
He just walked in and grabbed her up and put her in the upside down pound cake.
by Xrayted May 23, 2019
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Upside Down Show

When you're on the receiving end of the Blow Job, and you lay her on her back and have her head hang off the edge. This move causes you to rub her thought more and smack your balls on her face.
"Yo dude, I gave Brittny the Upside Down Show last night"
"Man, you had to mess her up"
by MtB January 29, 2020
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Upside Down Pineapple

Something non-swingers and lifestyle posers think swingers do. Although non-swingers who are curious and lifestyle posers do have a lot of fun with it, as they should. (Same goes for pink flamingos and black wedding bands.) Suffice it to say, if someone knows the code there's no reason to use it. The internet also eliminates the need for porch signaling.
Q. Why did someone leave this upside down pineapple on their porch?

A. Because they're retarded.
by Glen Dale Riley December 13, 2021
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