Tweet

Combo of tight and sweet, accidentally said it one day and just sorta stuck

Those rims are tweet

by Dbow, T-fresh, Jweezy B February 11, 2008

Tweet

When a you whistle while a girl gives you head, telling her to stop and bend over for sex instead.

"I straight up tweeted at my girl so I could get plowing"

by Jean Luc Russo January 2, 2010

Tweet

a girl who is a hoe aka a bird

see that tweet over there? she been through the whole crew.

by MiSS TiCiA December 2, 2009

Tweet Tard

Anyone who doesn't understnd the 140 character limit of Twitter

So the other day I was totally on the highway and this stupid car cut me off I was like what the fuck and I swerved over. Needless to say I…….

Sorry about that last Tweet. I’m such a tweet tard

by phiberosmosis September 12, 2009

Tweet Storm

When some activists on Twitter decides to go full retard and organize a "Tweet storm" like it's a real IRL demonstration.

There's a Tweet storm tomorrow to demonstrate against a new bill

by Norwack April 4, 2015

meat tweet

a genital snapshot - often depicting a state of arousal - sent by a gentleman to a lady friend he has just met on a social networking site. Often ends up being permanently downloaded to the hard drive of his wife's divorce lawyer.

My meat tweet a "moment of madness", says Premier League footballer.

by Rob9811 November 6, 2011

Spit-tweet

A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.

A version of spit-take

That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!

Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.

by Twitter Comedy July 5, 2011