Cunt Trimmer

An abnormally fucked up midget whom can be hired or enslaved with the help of Mexican midgets in order to trim ungodly, nappy ass pubic hair, that block the puss. Upon purchasing or capturing a Cunt Trimmer, one can expect a slue of non-christian slang by the midget when first encounters the vagina. Examples are hereby posted: Fuck that pussy is nasty! How can you fuck this shit man!, This is nastier and my daughters vagina! etc. The Cunt Trimmer first untangles the 5 inch long matted hair into locks of smelly shit. Upon completion, the Cunt Trimmer eats the hair and regurgitates it inside the vagina thus cleansing the pussy and eliminating any obstacles. A Cunt Trimmer can be bought at your nearest Walmart, just as a pharmacist. You can also find these demons roaming the streets of Atlanta.

"Hey Frank, what did you buy your wife for Christmas?"
"I bought her a Cunt Trimmer. Her pussy was getting so out of hand, i could no longer see her face."

Mom: "So suzzy what would you like for your sixteenth birthday?"
Daughter: "Well mom, i could really use a Cunt Trimmer, my pussy is getting so nasty that my boyfriend wont even sit in the same car with me, let alone eat me out."

OH SHIT, what is that? it looks like Godzilla, call the station. Find a Cunt Trimmer.

The Bitch sure could use a cunt trim.

by WG gansta December 16, 2008

toronto trim

The female eqivalent of male circumsicion, where the clitoral hood is removed, exposing more of the clitoris.

That porn star has a clit ring AND the Toronto Trim! She is a superNympho!!

by Erik E August 31, 2006

Trim

Oral sex, head mouth on penis or vagina

Ay bitch let me get some trim

by KMG GAMEGOD November 18, 2021

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by hailtothethief May 21, 2009

Trimchange

Pay with a large bill and exact amount of coin in order to make the change simpler

I decided to do a trimchange in order to get change of $2.00 for a $18.25 merchandise by paying $20.00 bill and a quarter

by Gobblers July 22, 2012

Trimbling

Wearing the hood of your coat or jacket as far back on your head as possible without it falling off.

John: "Hey, look at that dude's hood."
Bob: "I know, he's trimbling so hard."
John: "He must think he's cool."

by shamanprophecy November 10, 2014

Tree trimming

A strange event that occurs once a year On the second weekend of December. During the act of tree trimming extended families gather together at a place of meeting and sing off tune Christmas carols except for those named Lisa and Christina, eat Popeyes chicken and many sweets, do a strange ritual known as white elephant that involves many paper bags, and lastly take part in a high stakes game where dollars are exchanged and dice and insults are thrown. All in all tree trimming if full of laughs and joy, and above all good old family bonding <3

Dang tree trimming last year was so much fun especially with the Ratajczak bunch!

by Chipper_kate16 November 26, 2016