A highly innovative method of traffic calming first initiated by Colin Minton of Ford Village Society. It's primary aims are probably really good but I can't actually remember what they are at present.
Police: "Oh cheers Colin, another great presentation on the Compartmentalised Traffic Window".
Colin: "Cheers Mr. Policeman"
Colin: "Cheers Mr. Policeman"
by Mr. Policeman March 22, 2010

Stroller, absent-mindedly pushed out into traffic (often between 2 parked cars) by distracted/stupid parent prior to crossing street. If Tester returns to owner empty or mangled, there was a car coming.
by Wrabbit November 9, 2009

When two jacked up midgets paint themselves bright orange and you have to parallel parks between them.
Go over there and see if you can fit your Hummer between those two human traffic cones over there. You might need to use that back up camera.
by shtoven December 13, 2010

To drive in circles instead of parking, useful for if you don’t need to go anywhere but also don’t need to leave the car, like if you’re waiting on a friend.
Having traffic parked for 6 hours while my bros were playing pickup soccer, I lost not one minute of sleep knowing I was contributing to smog and gridlock. If you can’t find a spot, you can’t find a spot.
by zblumz April 18, 2011

by blackisthelastthingyoullsee August 1, 2010

by grogsy September 13, 2006

The act of having so many penises inserted into the vagina and or anus to the point that they are stuck. often restulting in death
by ttorriand October 14, 2009
