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Tp

Person : "oh yes daddy right in my tp"
by Stars00imsleepin April 1, 2017
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TP

is where a woman is revealing her cleavage and her breasts are seemingly tit poppin!
that womans got BIG TP!
by Jina Carey August 11, 2008
mugGet the TPmug.

Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
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tp

tittie pic, if he wants a tittie pic, he’ll ask for a tp
send some tp’s
by Bad bitch 4 life August 27, 2020
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tp

most commonly known as thought and prayers and toilet paper but can also be known as titty production services
“omg ur boobs look soooooooo good!”
thanks! i got them done at tp!” (titty production services)
by not snat October 16, 2020
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TP

“TP” means too private, keep it on the low or you could say think positive.
1. “Yo TP bro you bugging out
2. “TP that’s too much bro relax
by QuellyWoo July 11, 2022
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