Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)

Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner

by Stoney69 November 29, 2019

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TP

“TP” means too private, keep it on the low or you could say think positive.

1. “Yo TP bro you bugging out”
2. “TP that’s too much bro relax”

by QuellyWoo July 11, 2022

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tp crumbs

The little bits of toilet paper that stick to your labia when you wipe.

OMG I realized i had had tp crumbs and had to get rid of them before my waxing session. Let alone my date. Damn cheap ass toilet paper.

by Tretull31 December 3, 2022

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TPS

TPS is Temporary Protected Status. The definition of what makes one eligible for TPS needs to be expanded. Kind of like this definition.

TPS is a possibility for Venezuelan immigrants to avoid deportation that would put them in undue danger.

People all over the world that have fought for democracy need to be granted TPS immediately when needed.

by Watchthenews August 3, 2019

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