totes beards

Men looking adorable with beards.

Ryan Gosling is totes beards.

by Some Random Person 9760 January 05, 2014

tote to note

Tote the note financing is a type of financing, refers to car dealers that offer car buyers with bad credit a chance to get into a vehicle when they have been turned down by other lenders.

Did you buy that car from a Tote to Note dealer?

by B00MerACE July 23, 2017

totes amazeboobs

totally amazing, not necessarily boob related...

that movie was totes amazeboobs

by dr. skynet April 15, 2014

fo totes

For totally.

Synonyms: For sure, fo sho, fo shizzle ma nizzle, for definite, definitely, certainly, yes, hellz yes, word.

So you are walking down the street and you meet a guy named Darrel Landsberg from the Yukon, and he asks you if you would like his autograph, and you say "fo totes man!".

by J-Pom November 27, 2008

totes ma goats

this means totally in a state of being over excited and trying to act cool

Jason Segal: wanna get a sandwich with me?

Paul Rudd: (over excited) totally... TOTES MA GOATS!

by litwhiz107 April 07, 2009

shittally tote-faced

End result of an all night drinking binge, which usually includes waking up next to an ugly woman, and/or a missing wallet.

"Dude, you were shittally tote-faced last night"

by grimly fiendish October 26, 2016

totes innapropes

Totally inappropriate

That outfit is totes innapropes for work!

Your attitude is totes innapropes.

OMG, I can't believe she said that. It was totes innapropes!

by Abbymoo October 16, 2013