tool

One lacking social awareness or ignoring their own mental capacity to realize when they're a pawn to unsustainable corporate interests. A slave and/or sell-out to the globalization of business power.

That tool doesn't even know he's toeing the line.

by gnuosphere October 14, 2011

Tool

someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.

Tripp Moss is a fucking tool.

by Tool Detector May 15, 2011

Tool

One who calls others tools and yet does not realize that they are a tool.

-Your such a tool
-I'm not the one giving free stuff to people you barely know

by Petitekimbyswimmerscreek January 17, 2010

Tool

Tool - Where one does something stupid.
Or one is an idiot.

You such a tool!
Stop being such a tool!

by History! November 13, 2016

tool

Someone who is ridiculously dumb, make an ass of themselves, and hasn't got a clue about what's going on around them. However, tools are usually used and kept around for either entertainment purposes (ie. getting them to do something really stupid for laughs) or for other things (ie. transportation).

Phil: Hey, that Dick guy, he's a fuckin' tool! He sings "I'm a Little Tea Pot" when I tell him to.

Bob: Yeah, that's the only reason we keep that tool around.

by brouhaha November 12, 2009

Tool

Most likely, anybody that either is in school for business or already has their BBA and/or MBA. They didn't go to school for intellect, but simply to learn how to make a lot of money. Usually, they're the Abercrombie kids/Hollister children. They'll succumb ethics for money and will nod their heads to corporations like obedient dogs when told to do something if it means more money for them in the end. They're like...well...tools.

Since Sara got a higher position in HR, she's become a real tool.

by LoraJ April 11, 2006

tool

A person so dense or desperate for acceptance by their peers that they unknowingly subject themselves to ridicule, being used, and continuously looking like an ass hat.

Michelle from the immunology/microbiology department is such a lonely, pathetic tool; that's why Rebeca only eats lunch with her when she's broke.

by godzilla's lover January 2, 2008