tobis

A mans third leg....his pleasure cannon.

"See her, she luuuuurves the tobis!"

by Mudom Rafez May 8, 2006

Tobias

1) a maneuver in which one departs uncommonly early, usually to pursue other, less exciting endeavors
2) the leaving of a bar abnormally early

Joe pulled a regular Tobias last night and left before Hour was even over to go home and sleep.

by wisco1 September 20, 2011

tobiased

Being exposed to the unfortunate combination of both a cock tease and a cock block.

I took her out and bought her drinks -- we spent the entire evening together -- but in the end I simply got tobiased.

by Jackie Hector July 29, 2011

Toobigtobagit

Also known as THE pimp gnome, he rides Jonny black his black horse with pride. He is a cleric who solos Quarm with his fists and then they /sigh and /bow. He won EQ gratz him!!!!

A) Whoa thats such a sick pimping gnome, Oh heys its 2B2.
B) That leet gnome that solo'd time whats his name??? 2B2!
C)

by JonnySunami January 21, 2004

Zoom Toobin

Exposing your dick on a Zoom conference call

I was tired of Karen's complaining, so I went ahead and whipped out the old Zoom Toobin

by Ziggipops October 19, 2020

Tobis

It is a code word that could mean everything on this world

"hey, how are you?" "tobis!"

by Kimberly Hil November 25, 2019

Tobias

A guy who takes a lot of ganja

Bro you are such a Tobias

by Female jacculant sex bot December 7, 2019