Destroyer of Toast

A closeted Mexican homosexual that spends his time collecting male nudes and labeling them as "Homework" in his Photobucket account.

Destroyer of Toast: We're all gay at some time in our life!

by Nub Patrol August 17, 2010

toaster shakins

The remaining crumbs of bread, english muffins, and bagels, that lie in the bottom of the toaster, found by pulling out the little tray or turning the toaster upside down to shake out the crumbs. A white trash topping for soups or salads made popular on the television series Married With Children.

Peg Bundy: "Al, how come you never make me breakfast?"
Al Bundy: "I would, Peg, but all we have is milk and toaster shakins."

by Ryan Miziker March 1, 2007

toaster

In League of Legends: A computer that takes several minutes to load the game and causes everyone to be delayed and forced to wait.

"Man this guy is taking forever to load. We can;t start our game."
"Yeah man, looks like he's got a toaster."

by NoPseudonymFound October 22, 2013

toaster oven

Taking a dump in someones glovebox inside their car. Closing it so the fecal matter can ripen to a aromatically robust scent.

Joe did a toaster oven in Jeff's car.

Wow it was really hot out this week too.

Jeff opened his glovebox to find a lovely coco-puff in there. Spendid work by Joe.

by jaydog7 October 23, 2012

after-birth on toast

Domino's Pizza. Pure crap.

What did you have for dinner last night?

I had after-birth on toast. It was nasssty.

Oh you had Domino's Pizza

by Korruption September 30, 2006

fuck load of toast

its a term used for measuring large quantitiees of toast

Hey bill, how much toast do you have? Man i have a fuck load of toast

by fuzzy345 January 28, 2011

milk toast

spineless, lacking backbone. not standing up for oneself

so i said "hey rachel get me a soda biatch" and she did, she always did what she was told, beacuse she was milktoast

by mike rohn June 12, 2005