Faux Pod

The irritating and disturbing occurrence when the Shuffle feature of your iPod, which randomly selects which songs to play, chooses two incredibly wrong or innapropriate songs to play back-to-back.

Chris nearly choked on his beer as he heard his iPod switch from "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls to Perry Como's "Catch a Falling Star." He quickly skipped to the next song to deal with this huge faux pod.

by April S. November 6, 2008

Pod

A person who cannot spell or type very well; a child with special needs

That boy's a right Pod

by Meh April 25, 2003

Angelo Pods

The newest Apple product. Unlike the air pods, these will constantly activate Siri and ask for Spanish homework answers.

Bro, these Angelo Pods are so fucking annoying!!

by Mark Ass 22 February 14, 2019

Birth pod

Egg donor female version of sperm donor. Unfit mother that birth child and left.

It's just been the kids and I since their birth pod left.

by Kvk903 January 8, 2020

Air Pods

Ear buds for people who can't afford wires

Look at that poor guy using air pods

by TheMemeMan54 May 13, 2019

Tide pods

It's the most delicious fruit ever. Dey be making you trip balls bitch.

Drunken fuck: Yo you got any tide pods?
Salty: Do love catnip?
Drunken fuck: Ye
Salty: Exactly

by SaltyPawlty February 16, 2018

pod pride

A small herd or school of marine animals, especially whales

A feeling or deep pleasure or satisfaction derived from one's own achievements, the achievements of those with whom one is closely associated, or from qualities or possessions that are widely admired.

Our team has pod pride!

We believe in pod pride!

by Conversion Whale January 10, 2018