Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly constructed fake story and poorly done hair weave.

Tony's been bucking Tasha on the side, but he told his girl Lynnie he's been helping his sick Mom, but his mom's been at work every day. He's gonna get caught. That's just a bad weave.

by Grimy dog October 2, 2020

isabella weaving

Isabella weaving is an incredible person and is very loyal to the one she loves when you first look at her she is hyper and happy but deepdown she is insecure and depressed.Isabella weaving will always be there for you no matter what she cares for everyone and has a pure heart

John: “damn that gurl is so nice but i think there is more to her that meets the eye”
Linda: “that must be an isabella weaving”

by ✨issy✨ November 3, 2020

Weave Virgin

To not have had a weave in your hair before. Most common in black beauty. Used in an episode of the Snapchat show FACE FORWARD when a client never had a weave before. Also a drag queen lineeeeee

Note: not the same as never before having a wig.

Person 1: What’s it like to have a weave?

Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?

Person 1: Nah gal

Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!

by LimeCrush04 November 12, 2018

weaving

Weaving means "wearing". It's meant as a term to define associate style and passion closely with going out. Weaving delineates the mode or method which you are entering a party, gathering or even a meeting where you strive to make a statement.

"What are you weaving for the concert tonight?"
"What was Hero weaving at the meeting today with all the lawyers?"
"What tangled web are we weaving tonight?"

by newbrand October 14, 2022

Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly made up story with a poorly done hair weave.

That ugly said she slept with Montel when he was in town, but that's just a bad weave.

by Grimy dog October 2, 2020

Weave the Cheese

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Weave the cheese.

by SmolCabbages November 1, 2025

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide flowin in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025