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Thunder Thighs

When a girl has enormous thighs that make you waddle when you walk.They rub up against each other and make a slapping noise when walking
Damn that girl Krystin got some thunder thighs on her.
by Melissa Sanderzzz June 28, 2007
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thigh dialing

When you inadvertently call someone while your cell phone is in your front pocket. A variation of the popular "butt dial"
I'm sick of this phone....It fits nicely in my front pocket but I keep thigh dialing everyone.
by calihog October 26, 2011
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thigh watcher

Someone who casually watches them thighs. Thigh watchers will do anything to see a girls thighs.
Brayden: Aye you seen Cat in that Instagram pic
Tristan: Yeah bro them thighs looking mighty fine and extra thick bro
Brayden: You must me a thigh watcher
Tristan: Especially that girl Cat, bruh them thighs are hella sexy
by ThighWatcher21 March 7, 2017
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uni-thigh

When both thighs are so fat they appear to merge into one.
When both thighs are so fat they appear to merge into one. uni-thigh
by blubber1 July 3, 2010
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Power Thighs

When a guy,has very strong thighs, which makes them powerful. Hence Power thighs.
Girl 1:Wow that guy over there has Power Thighs.

Guy: I wish I had thighs like that.
by HatinonHorseface April 23, 2012
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thighed burns

the strip of hair that grows on the upper part of a man's (hopefully) inner leg.
Whenever I manscape, I don't know where to stop shaving because my thighed burns came in thicker than Jamie Presley's hill billy accent.
by hurdleston December 8, 2010
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Thigh Review

To review and rate another’s thighs, typically a female’s. The better the thighs, the higher the rating. Factors to account for when viewing thighs varies from person to person, but is typically and mainly based on thiccness, texture/appearance, and shape.
Example:

“Just as I thought before, or even better, your thighs are very thicc and succulent looking. Honestly nice, round, and smooth thighs like those are the *best* kind of thighs. But on top of that your thighs are accompanied by thigh highs. They rival anime thighs, and anime thighs are usually drawn to perfection. Your thighs get a solid 9/10. Your thighs could only be made better if they were accompanied by black thigh highs. Then they would be as good as some of the best anime thighs. I’m not simping, but your thighs are damn fine. Your thighs have the perfect thiccness to choke/strangle a man. They look like they would be smooth and soft to the touch. The texture of how thighs *look* is an important part. Just as one would not eat a disgusting looking meal that tastes amazing, I would not want thighs that have all the perfect qualities but look terrible. Your thighs, however, look clear and delicious. One other thing; thicc thighs that are caused from being overweight aren’t attractive in the slightest. Judging from the top picture though, I can say that is not why your thighs are thicc, as you seem to have a slim waist; so that just makes the thiccness better than your average thigh. Actually, you know what? I didn’t account for how the thighs’ achieved thicc in my initial critique, so I’ll reevaluate the rating to a 9.3/10. The thighs are the best thighs someone could have.

This has been GodBroccoli11’s thigh review, thanks for your time. And for your thighs.”
by GodBroccoli11 April 14, 2020
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