It's a tide ad
by sexbastianstan February 05, 2018
When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.
See also "bit torrent"
See also "bit torrent"
"So, this one time, I was posing for an advert, and I felt this fiery tingle in my arse. I thought.... shit! Am I actually touching cloth???"
"My mate Kirsty goes, nah mate. You were on brown tide."
"My mate Kirsty goes, nah mate. You were on brown tide."
by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023
When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.
See also, "bit torrent"
See also, "bit torrent"
So, I was posing for an advert when I felt this fiery probing sensation in my rectum. "I was like.... shit.... Am I touching cloth!?!?"
My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"
My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"
by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023
Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.
Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."
by SpazzingMushroom January 10, 2021
Crimson Tide Wing Man
1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.
2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.
1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.
2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.
Crimson Tide Wing Man
This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.
This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.
by Dole Monkey Spanker July 17, 2022
A tide-lee is an odd person who can’t control how silly and/or stupid he or she can be.
A tide-Lee is not a bad one person, they can have great qualities too but mostly he or she is just a total silly bugger and tnuc.
A tide-Lee is not a bad one person, they can have great qualities too but mostly he or she is just a total silly bugger and tnuc.
by Spacefucker November 23, 2021