tide ad

tide ad is everything
life is a tide ad
you are a tide ad
bow down to the mighty tide ad

It's a tide ad

by sexbastianstan May 4, 2018

Twat-Tide

Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.

Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."

by SpazzingMushroom January 10, 2021

Brown tide

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also "bit torrent"

"So, this one time, I was posing for an advert, and I felt this fiery tingle in my arse. I thought.... shit! Am I actually touching cloth???"

"My mate Kirsty goes, nah mate. You were on brown tide."

by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023

Low tide

Badly receding hairline

Damn bro your pap needs to purchase some Bosley for his low tide

by Justanormalwhiteguy January 16, 2019

Tide pod

Something you don't wanna eat...

P1: Hey, u wanna get a snack?
P2: yea like what?
P1: Tide pods!
P2: actually, I think I'll pass...

by Idk Wat I done February 5, 2018

Red Tide Slide

When 2 lesbians are oiled up and one or both are having that "time of the month" and slide off each other during the act of 69

My lesbian coworker got hurt after an red tide slide last night

by Juggernaut 69 June 29, 2021

Low Tide Stranger

When you’re getting a blumpkin and the tide goes out only to discover it’s been an octopus taking one for the love of the game

Dude 1: I’d like a low tide stranger

Dude 2: you can’t ask our bartender for that!

Dude 1: it’s a drink bruhv wtf

Dude 2: wait they did what? They made a drink called that?

Dude 1: yeah bruhv I remember that time at Ocean Isle Beach I was hyper pressed it was an octopus but looking back no cap shid was bussin. Gotta be a tribute.

Dude 2: You think THAT’S why they made it a drink?

Dude 1: game recognize game

by Brother Blump April 17, 2024