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Reality is Nigh

When something horribly wrong is going to happen because someone was incredibly stupid
DUDE! WAKE UP! SHE WON'T GO OUT WITH YOU! REALITY IS NIGH!!!
by The Peace Lord Deimos February 18, 2018
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Post-reality

Post-reality is the normalization of the digital age we live in. It is the authentication of our social media lives overlapping what we view as normal. We are living in a time when it is common for everyone's public display of their lives to be romanticized-- Fiction is reality and reality is fiction. It’s up to you how to perceive it.
We are all living in post-reality.
by AngelinoFromMilano November 16, 2022
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kiddie reality

the state of being obssessed with stuff your kids enjoy. watching only kids movies,listening to kids songs in the car and laughing at knock knock jokes.
weve watched toy story 5 times today, and the kids have been in bed for an hour, can we get outta kiddie reality now?

i cant believe you havent seen a grown up movie in 4 years, we need to get you outta kiddie reality.
by rubbahbandman February 6, 2010
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Augmented Reality

Australian government underground General Motors English lie, shh! Tell-everything: I.e., education is in space. More specifically, academics are in control of your air conditioning and send down special vent air—sometimes even meth.
I was bitching so hard about my artificial intelligence that I didn’t even realize how augmented reality is the information system (cis-stem)!

Whereas the CIA controls artificial intelligence, public relations eye technologies (e.g., iPhones, Mac/Cam books, etc.) augment education real lit, 4sho.
by scottgregorybanghart March 26, 2019
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reality design

The design and implementation of a customized reality for an individual or a group of individuals to live in.
After working as a graphic designer in New York City, that profession's capital, for two decades, I turned to designing my own personal reality and call myself a Reality Designer, an individual who practices reality design.

Reality design observes and documents the current reality and finds ways to modify it to fit the needs of the client. It usually entails blocking out undesired things and supplanting them with desired things, as well as finding ways to facilitate the development and eventual realization of other desired situations and conditions which do not happen overnight.
by but for May 8, 2018
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reality denialist

Someone who believes ancient scriptures from primitive peoples -- not so primitive however that they had developed basic human evolutionary tendencies such as a desiring and eventually developing systems -- i.e. written language, starting with paintings on cave walls -- over what we have now learned is possible due to scientific thought, a latter progression of evolution; in short, a religitard, a devoutly faithful FOLLOWER; granted, fear of anyone referred to as a 'god' can be a frightening experience
Can you believe NASA sent Curiosity, the newest, most advanced, up-to-date mechanical lab all the way to Mars, and it successfully overcame every obstacle in its path! Think of all things we could discover that we weren't already aware of yet!

"Jebus christ was gods only son -- himself -- tri-angulated against another part of himself -- a 'holy spirit' if you will -- to punish himself for punishing himself and when we die he will punish us by granting us eternal life forever -- in the firey pits of hell if we think for ourselves."

"oh look, a reality denialist."
by phillydrifter August 10, 2012
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reality die

Reality die refers to a constant need to say fuck you to reality and be glad it'll die one day
Man I really hope reality dies soon
by Quinn gs fgfn August 1, 2022
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