punani punisher

A punani punisher is a young man named makai

punani punisher: makai

by Anonymous 1915 December 25, 2022

punishing the Megatron

An act of vigorous male masturbation.

"Cathy walked in on Dave while he had his pants down punishing the Megatron. He quickly looked up in sweaty, red faced shock."

by bored_redditor January 8, 2012

Crime and Punishment

When you procrastinate your AP essay and decide to make a stupid fucking definition that makes no sense and now you forgot to do your AP essay.

John: Did you read Crime and Punishment? It was due last month.
Emily: Who?
John: Crime and Punishment
Emily: Ohhh, is that the one about the guy who promises his best friend rabbits, but then shoots him in the head?
John: I think so...

by BradyWasHere December 6, 2019

Punisher

A punisher is an oversized penis typically over 8 inches.

Oh god Pat's punisher hit me hard last night.

by Boratsmonkey December 10, 2015

Political punishment

When a Liberal does something STUPID! then gets what the Liberal deserves. heheh...

(Political punishment) Def: Liberal "Lets raise taxes 45% to support strip clubs" Any normal person AKA Conservative" No you crack head!, that's a terrible idea" Then conservative throws a rock at the liberals' nuts then pours 1,000,000 degree chicken noodle soup on the Liberal's face" That's you Political punishment

by Honky donkey22 November 25, 2021

Byvank Punisher

A sex position that involves a doggy style position, but with a up and down motion instead of the standard in and out, followed by a flick. Eg; up, down, flick.. repeat.

“Oh my god, he used the Byvank Punisher on me and I came so hard”

by Byvank Punisher May 25, 2024

Punish

Where you come and shove ya tool down Angie’s throat for crying

He coming to punish Angie for breaking the table and bringing Jesse

by Thatdike_angie August 9, 2021