port edwards

the funnest place to get caught by all the cops.

in port edwards was the only place i ever got caught by the cops

by kaylarice123 July 30, 2011

Port Alice

If you think the idea of travelling down a ridiculously long curvy glorified logging road to a half dead mill town is a good idea, you'll love Port Alice. Probably has one sunny day a year, similar to the amount of people employed at the Pulp Mill. Most people have already evacuated the economic disaster, but those who stay are literally old white people and the odd stoner. Oh, that and a couple of 20 something white trash bois who flex their atv's. Port Alice is similar to a beached whale: half dead, has no future, wet, depressing and stinks.

You live in Port Alice? Feels bad man :(

by HoratioNelson February 26, 2019

port adelaide

port adelaide is the worst team in the AFL.

Oliver Phitzner: im a port adelaide supporter and i am a retard.

by port sucks May 7, 2023

Port-A-Pisser

Making a bathroom in/on/by somthing that is not a bathroom, Like the side of a house or fence.

Going to use the Port-A-Pisser, then walk around the side of the house use the bathrrom and come back.

by Nebraska Girl October 2, 2011

Port Edwards

Port Edwards is a shitty little hicktown

I can’t believe there are actually excited about moving to Port Edwards it sucks ass

by Nighnutz November 3, 2019

Taylor Port

That sauce. Some call it THOT juice some call it Grape Henny. Sip it with the homies. Sip it with your Mom. Sip it with women. Guaranteed a good ass night.

*Veterans enjoy it chilled*

It's a Port wine made to compliment desserts with it's astounding 18% alcohol.

New comer: " Yo that Taylor Port had me going"

Adept drinker: " Told you that T.P. is the shit"

Adept drinker: "Real niggas chase Henny with this"

New comer: "Oh man, I don't know if I can keep up."

Adept drinker: "You never will"

by Eddie Genius October 2, 2018

Port Hull

a supernatural object which transports a person, or a group (up to 6), to another location in a split second.

jesus got nailed for our sins but my Port Hull let’s me visit where i love (the south) whenever, quick!

by texturalexperience July 9, 2022