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baseline piss

Peeing in a urinal or a toilet from the side instead of from the front. Analogous to a basketball player shooting a jump shot from the baseline rather than from the top of the key.
Jamanthony: One sec Reece, I'm bout to take a baseline piss.
Shareece: Who the fuck you think you are b? Shane Battier?
Jamanthony: He got two rings. How many you got Reece?
Shareece: Damn cuz you got me, ok go ahead...
by xjamanthonyx September 22, 2013
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Thunder Piss

When your piss is so strong people waiting outside the door to use the bathroom can feel the floor vibrating from your piss hitting the toilet water.
"Thunder. Thunder! THUNDER PISS!"

"Man, Joe must have had a thunder piss. I felt it in the living room"

Thunder
Piss
by Pleasures Your Mom October 6, 2009
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frosty piss

On Slashdot, a high-traffic technology news website, there is a moderation system based on score. Traffic alone guarantees the difficulty of obtaining the first post, which is rewarding for the user. Such comments are generally frowned upon and attributed a negative score by the moderators.

Frosty Piss is therefore intended to be a near-anagram of First Post. Many other anagrammatic variations exist, depending only on the user's boredom and creativity.
Subject: FROSTY PISS!!!!!
Body: OMG I GOT THE FIRST POST! WHEEEE!
by eggstasy August 22, 2011
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piss yaself

A highly intellectual phase used to suggest that an annoying person should fuck off
Excuse me mate I'm talking to this lovely lady ! If it's not to much trouble could you please go forth and piss yaself somewhere other than here
by Power of Griggstain March 16, 2017
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Piss Chill

-noun
1. unusual sensation occurring during the act of urination, characterized by the physical shiver of the back muscles, typically following periods of high physical activity.
1. Bro, I came in from the track today and went to the bathroom. I was standing at the urinal, peeing- and got piss chill- you ever get that?
by Ambrosio December 8, 2007
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a pot to piss in

Slang term meaning "any money or commodities". Can only be used with a negative prefix.
Poor guy doesn't have a pot to piss in.
by Steve Shutt September 14, 2005
mugGet the a pot to piss inmug.

tramp piss

Strong, cheap alcoholic beverages sold and drunk with the sole intention of temporarily relieving the drinker of his or her miserable existence. Almost always drunk by the homeless and unemployed and supplied by unscrupulous bastards in Off Licenses who keep a hidden supply of cold tins behind the counter for sale at £1.39 a pop.

Strictly speaking the term applies to White Lightning cider and its many even more disgusting imitations. It is erroneously applied to superstrength lager (Tennents Super, Carlsberg Special Brew etc and to other drinks associated with the homeless and unemployed (English sherry, cheap vodka and even cheaper whisky)
I finally managed to drift off to sleep after drinking a four pack of tramp piss.
by Brian Munich November 11, 2006
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