The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"
by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024
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Piano Failures

When you wanna quit Piano Lessons but your mom says no so you secretly hire a "Piano Failure" to slowly help you lose your skill until its physically impossible to play the Piano so your mom lets you quit.
by Tannon+Eli February 14, 2022
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The Piano Man

A character in a murder mystery game who dies as a result of, most likely, poisoning. Alias- Dennis Chase. Also guilty of anal rape.
Dennis Chase, the Piano Man, ass raped me when I was leaning in my car to get my cigarettes!
by Wooly Willy June 10, 2008
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Piano Healer

A musician who plays light and upbeat piano music. Used as stress help.
You're depressed and you have a piano, so get a piano healer.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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